Should’ve shown a picture of his wife, that is the other beard he has.
Average-UK-Chap on
Bossss Bossssss looook another man baby just like you!
WordNERD37 on
I love the “No more fat military leaders” line, and then the embodiment of greed and opulence waddled up to podium to speak.
ts_m4 on
In reality, he’s attacking non Christian religions as some have a religious reason to grow beards and get an exemption in the military… the other cause is certain races have issues with close shaving bc thick curly hair… it’s an underhanded attack on those groups w/o being explicit
Fake-Podcast-Ad on
“He’s losing his mind…and I’m reaping all the benefits…”
Battystearsinrain on
Right, exactly who i thought of. He would treat hegseth like his favorite loveseat
sealosam on
Eyeliner, spray tans, comb-overs and white nationalist tattoos however are perfectly acceptable.
SJB3717 on

sunny5724 on
Hard to project the image of a tough military when you’ve got Trump and Hegseth at the top.
freedomandbiscuits on
There were only 2 men in that room wearing makeup, and we all know who they are.
MajorMorelock on
The solution for all global strategic challenges this nation faces have been addressed.
Clean shaven and reduced belly fat non-woke generals can now fight off Chinese AI drone swarms and Russian cyber attacks.
RoboNerdOK on
Come to think of it… “Jimmy Don Bowman” fits that dude so much better than “JD Vance”.
I mean if I looked like a doughy little boy with the temperament of child on a schoolyard playground jumping up and down saying “pick me! Pick me!” I’d probably hide it behind a beard too.
holamau on

Used_Intention6479 on
I noticed that Pete didn’t prohibit alcoholics in the military, because that would have been embarrassing.
Jarnohams on
At the RNC last year, I remember all these MAGA weirdos going bonkers because Trump picked JD Vance. Apparently, Trump has never liked anyone who has a beard. He never let dudes with beards in his inner circle. So JD Vance was a strange pick because of his beard. lol.
I mean, this was just MAGA gossip from the RNC. 9 out of 10 of the republican delegates said the #1 reason we needed to get Trump back in office was because “we need to start drilling like we were when Trump was president… Sleepy Joe stopped all the drilling for the green new scam!”
2 seconds of google search will tell you that not only was the US drilling more oil during Bidens term than during Trumps term… the US was producing more oil than any country, ever.
dhratz on
Don’t forget, he had a makeup room installed in the Pentagon.
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Should’ve shown a picture of his wife, that is the other beard he has.
Bossss Bossssss looook another man baby just like you!
I love the “No more fat military leaders” line, and then the embodiment of greed and opulence waddled up to podium to speak.
In reality, he’s attacking non Christian religions as some have a religious reason to grow beards and get an exemption in the military… the other cause is certain races have issues with close shaving bc thick curly hair… it’s an underhanded attack on those groups w/o being explicit
“He’s losing his mind…and I’m reaping all the benefits…”
Right, exactly who i thought of. He would treat hegseth like his favorite loveseat
Eyeliner, spray tans, comb-overs and white nationalist tattoos however are perfectly acceptable.

Hard to project the image of a tough military when you’ve got Trump and Hegseth at the top.
There were only 2 men in that room wearing makeup, and we all know who they are.
The solution for all global strategic challenges this nation faces have been addressed.
Clean shaven and reduced belly fat non-woke generals can now fight off Chinese AI drone swarms and Russian cyber attacks.
Come to think of it… “Jimmy Don Bowman” fits that dude so much better than “JD Vance”.
https://preview.redd.it/yc543lwjyisf1.png?width=858&format=png&auto=webp&s=36aa3666086c96b8975dfc459226b31e44cae904
https://preview.redd.it/q5oek8b3zisf1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ddb921fcb11786e2cfd022ead6a1db02996c2e
https://preview.redd.it/vtu4cr92zisf1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d45c0c00adb01e966769fd4ad65b2f6b5fee1bd0
Smile guys…..
Eye liner cool? How about foundation? 🤣


https://preview.redd.it/iaekjv125jsf1.jpeg?width=1812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4aacf8ad4ec4b99ba3e63f34dc41e82215e85b
I mean if I looked like a doughy little boy with the temperament of child on a schoolyard playground jumping up and down saying “pick me! Pick me!” I’d probably hide it behind a beard too.

I noticed that Pete didn’t prohibit alcoholics in the military, because that would have been embarrassing.
At the RNC last year, I remember all these MAGA weirdos going bonkers because Trump picked JD Vance. Apparently, Trump has never liked anyone who has a beard. He never let dudes with beards in his inner circle. So JD Vance was a strange pick because of his beard. lol.
I mean, this was just MAGA gossip from the RNC. 9 out of 10 of the republican delegates said the #1 reason we needed to get Trump back in office was because “we need to start drilling like we were when Trump was president… Sleepy Joe stopped all the drilling for the green new scam!”
2 seconds of google search will tell you that not only was the US drilling more oil during Bidens term than during Trumps term… the US was producing more oil than any country, ever.
Don’t forget, he had a makeup room installed in the Pentagon.